The Noddy

What is a Noddy?
A noddy is someone who just doesn't do much, they twig about all day just doing the shit they always do. The best way to describe it is that a noddy is the NPC of life, and people who are born under the LouisJoshFehScottBrixtonMooooow are the players.

What to do if you encounter a noddy
The best thing to remember when you encounter a Noddy is that they are not even aware of the concept and making it self aware will break its brain down and cause it to go insane, so the best thing to do is stay calm.

If you are forced into conversation with a Noddy, attempt to distract it by throwing food behind it before fleeing, they are simple creatures.

If you want to let your non-Noddy friend know there are a lot of Noddys in the area try to let them know discretely as arousing panic in the Noddys can be disastrous"'Watch out, Noddys about'"

"-Kearney"